vivacious, mischievous, uninhibited, foul-mouthed, wine-drinking, wicked-humored atheist, pediatric nurse, and mom

 

OKC photo fail: nothing says badass like muscles at a sprinkler park.

OKC photo fail: nothing says badass like muscles at a sprinkler park.

OKC photo fail: $10 says he has truck nutz.

OKC photo fail: $10 says he has truck nutz.

OKC photo fail: I haven’t the words.

OKC photo fail: I haven’t the words.

Nothing says emo like a black speedo and a nicely organized coffee table.

Nothing says emo like a black speedo and a nicely organized coffee table.

OKC photo fail - if you’re gonna wear lingerie, at least let us see the bulge.

OKC photo fail - if you’re gonna wear lingerie, at least let us see the bulge.

OKC photo fail - the sad thing is that I match >90% with everyone whose photos I post on here. :U

OKC photo fail - the sad thing is that I match >90% with everyone whose photos I post on here. :U

OKC photo fail - Git who done?

OKC photo fail - Git who done?

OKC photo fail - punk rock? I assumed stroke.

OKC photo fail - punk rock? I assumed stroke.

OKC photo fail - The Brawny guy and I would love to fist you!

OKC photo fail - The Brawny guy and I would love to fist you!